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If you are ever in need of a quick laugh, all you have to do is attend one of your college’s fraternity/Sorority parties. There, you will see a series of hilarious characters, the likes of which you don’t even see in movies. At these supposed parties, kids actually have the courage to a button-down shirt (buttoned all the way to the top) with beach shorts, and sandals. Take into consideration this was not a clown-themed party. If jocks trying to be prep weren’t enough, frat parties are also full of kids that could have easily been in The Revenge of the Nerds sequel, dressed as if he was straight outta Compton. It is truly amazing and amusing.

I don’t want even want to talk about the girls. Undone nails, flip-flops, jeans with college sweaters are the cool way to dress. Yea okay, only in America. If you have a girlfriend that does not take care of herself, you should consider helping her out. We all know how nasty it is to see that little red/pink spot in the middle of their toe nail. It’s disgusting. Let’s be honest, the basic tip for the guys is the hotter your girl friends look, the better your rep, so think twice before you allow your girlfriend to dress like she is going to sleep. I’m sorry, Mona. Your article was nice but you have to understand the bigger picture.

During the modern era, America (with the exception of NYC and some other places) has been the joke for having no culture or fashion. Since we know this not to be true, it is about time Americans started to get rid of the Burgers n’ Fries, the fat and easy chicks, and the lack of knowledge America has about the events that happen in the outside world. A clear example is Miss Teen USA (South Carolina).

My fellow Americans, next time you go shopping, try to buy something basic, a Polo (a collared-shirt), it does not have to be Ralph Lauren. Put on jeans, and some nice shoes, not some Reef sandals unless you live on the coast. Even then, the East Coast doesn’t have beaches. Its beaches are just large bodies of COLD water. For informal events such as small parties, movies, etc… jeans will always do. Don’t wears sports jerseys, or shirts (white tees) that go too low. You’re not a gangster, sorry. Like I said before, a collared shirt is always best, but a normal shirt, if it is nice can work, too. If you don’t know what is considered nice, try on the clothing and consult with a women before you purchase it. A few brands that I would recommend for a common event would be Diesel, Ralph Lauren, Express, Banana Republic, and my favorite, Armani Exchange. These brands are always in style. Some of their items cost a week’s pay, others cost $15 so do away with three Bic Mac’s. They won’t have as nice of an effect as Polo will.

Recommend: Polo Ralph Lauren Solid Mesh Big Pony Polo

Recommend: Armani Exchange City T-Shirt

In regards to shoes, dark shoes always tend to be better. Shoes tell a lot about a guy. You can tell that if a guy has those drawn black shoes, you know he is Emo. If a guy has Vans, he most probably is the skater type. Brands in shoes do not matter as much the brand of other pieces of clothing matters, it’s more their look and how they go with your style, meaning that the shoe you wear varies on your personality. No matter what your shoes should never be dirty. That is why I recommend darker color for shoes, even though white ones are fashionable, we are talking basics here. Also, if you are going to wear dress shoes, do NOT wear white socks. I don’t know what goes through one’s mind, but wearing WHITE socks with dress shoes and dress pants is absolutely ridiculous. Wear dress socks that match or come close to matching your pants or shoes! Let’s stop dressing like Bozo the clown, and start dressing more in a more human fashion, something that people can respect you for.

Recommend: Diesel Parandy Lace-Up Men

Recommend: Armani Indigo Wash Jean

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